I have a new business idea... rent your dog to your neighbors for walks. It's an excuse for your neighbors to get out of the house and your dog will finally be contributing to the household. We'll call them "human walkers."
It's exciting to know what all these businesses are doing for me during the pandemic, as I wasn't entirely sure what they did before.
Forecasters--please stop saying there's a one-hundred percent chance of rain/snow/wind/locusts. One-hundred percent is, by definition, no longer a "chance."