I used to want telekinesis as my superpower. Now I want microbial communication. It's a thing: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Microbial_Communication
Earlier today two ads popped up right next to each other on my Facebook feed, One was for non-alcoholic cocktails. The other was for a wine delivery service. The mixed messages confused me so much I had to make myself a gin and tonic.
I've learned many things about myself while being quarantined with my husband. For example, I put the coffee mugs in the dishwasher wrong. And I fill the electric kettle wrong. And I drink out of the wrong cup. Constructive criticism is always useful.